Google Map driving directions from New York to Paris

Heard this from a co-worker and tried it myself. So funny...

3,800 mi (about 29 days 7 hours)
Step 1: Head southeast on Chambers St toward Broadway, 0.2 miles

Step 6: Turn right onto the F.D.R. Dr N ramp, 0.4 miles

Step 23: Swim across the Atlantic Ocean, 3462 miles
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I guess most of the 29 days been spent on swimming at 2.2 meters/s or 120 meters /minute. Pleaes note the current world record on 100m freestyle is 47.84s.