Please think twice before buying anything in bulk

Otherwise, you may be arrested for link to "a terrorist plot, "

unless if you are a white blond.

Who cares if they can't prove anything. As long as the stuff you're buying can be used in a terrorist plan. For example, a dinning knife, box cutter (known to be used in 9/11), or baby food (known to be used for making explosives).

That's where your tax dollor best spent.