Tonight's Show Jay Leno jokes

From last night:

It's been reported that prescription drugs including anti-depressant were found in our drinking water. Today, a City official said that citizens do not have to worry about it. How can we worry about it? We're drinking the water.

President Bush said that the country is not in a recession, for him and the board member of Halliburton. With the gas price going to 4 dollars per gallon, the guy can't afford buy the gas to drive to the job he's about to loose and can't stay for too long in the house he can't afford to live in any more. This is tri-factor recession.